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Hi my name is Mac Draft. I am a 25-year-old male that is currently living above a bowling alley. I have been working as an accountant for 5 years now but what most people don’t know I also work at a stripper at a place called Hairy Nuts. I enjoy working at Hairy Nuts I mean the pay is amazing and there are little extra perks that come with being a stripper. One of my favorites is I get to have sex allot. The only down fail is that I am kind of slow and I forget to use proper protection. In which this has lead me to be a father to five beautiful children. I love them all very much and I will continue to do whatever it takes to keep supporting them. I would like to stop stripping when they all get older but I have came to the conclusion that child support needs to be paid. So for now I will continue to strip. I am also a Accountant and my organization skills are amazing, I love wearing my nice suites and ties during the day then switching to my speedo by night. I love the thrill of living a double life. This weekend I get to see one of my kids, Amy, she is four and a half, the youngest of my five children. My mother comes to my home above the bowling alley to watch Amy for the night because my strippers job keeps me out late. Tonight is a Batchloret party one of my faves. This nights is an old ladies nigh at the club and I have t miss it because I have a Batchloret party I have to attend. Old ladies nights at the strip club are my absolute favorite! So, that is definitely a bummer but I am happy because I also love the Batchloret parties. I will go tonight wearing my best speedo! The silky, red, white, and blue American flag one! Oh man I am so excited. It will be a change for me just because I could have some ladies my age there. Who knows maybe I will get lucky again. In that case maybe I should stop by the store and pick up a few extras just to be on the safe side. After I leave the store I start heading towards the party. When all of a sudden a truck comes out of nowhere and smashes my passenenger side of my 1984 ford tempo.

Evaluation paper

I don't know how everyone else is doing in this paper but I am finding that this is more dificukt than i thought it would be. I have my topic and I have done alot of prewritting but I am just having alot of troubles just converting it into a great paper. I think that it is going to be very interesting to see how these papers turn out. I really dont think there is anymore that we can do I just think that it is going to be a challenge for me to surpass this writting mental block. well I am going to get back to working on this damn paper.

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Evaluation

The simpsons is a comedy that has cartoon charters that are not the normal family that you would see in the real world. In the simpsons TV show there is always a situation that comes up somewhere in the show that we as humans can relate to. In the episode called "Springfeild" there are a few themes or situations. community expansion is something that you can see in just about every city from houses and school to business and companies. In the Springfield episode they talk about improving the econamy by having a casino built. In contrast to that people in the town become addicted to gambling. Marge becomes so upsested with gambling that she doesn't come home for days at a time. With marge not coming home the house becomes a hell hole. Not only does the house clean up get put on the back burners Marge didn't live up to her promise that she made Lisa. The promise was that they were going to work on lisa costume for her school project. When marge never shows up Homer makes the costume for Lisa and it ends up looking rediculous. Lisa gets all up set and stroms off. when Homer sees how upset his daughter is he marches down to casino and tells marge that she has a problem and she needs to get home ASAP your family misses you. Gambling can realte to many people in such as they have family members that gamble the money away that is suppose to pay for the bills and put food in the house. Gambling is a serious issue and will continue to be an issue. There is no way that we can just stop it. There are even adds on tv now that state don't let gambling take over your life or in some other words that mean about the same.

Final draft of Research paper

I am fully pleased with the way that my final draft of the research paper I have been working on for the last few weeks. I have received allot of good feed back from friends teachers and other that I let read it. I found that making up my work cited page was not to bad at all. I just looked at the paper that you (DeBaker) gave us and if I ran in to any troubles I just looked in the book on the pages that you told us to and followed the steps. With my luck I am talking about how good I did and then I just fail. I still think that allot of students are having trouble with the MLA format but sooner or later I think that everyone will have a good understanding of what teachers want from stud ens when turning a work cited page in MLA format. You have told us so many times I have lost count that it is impossible to do MLA Format from memory which I now understand is totally true.

reflection on research paper

After submitting my research paper online I found that I need to work on rewording my sentences. I don’t think that I did bad on writing this paper because a lot of it is my paper according the turnitin.com. Most of my hits that were found are at the beginning of my paper. So I need to look at my paper and reword some things to get my percent of my paper down. Which my percent of the paper that is my writing ands rewording is over 90 percent. I am not sure if we are not aloud to have any percent not being ours but I am sure that you (Debaker) will let us know either in a blog comment or just talk with us in class on Tuesday. I know that I did not just copy and paste the stuff that is in there but I cant but wonder what people are going to think when they see that there is percent that I supposedly didn’t write. I like the idea that we do turn our papers in to turnitin.com but on the other hand It makes me feel like others might not believe that I wrote some of the things in my paper I guess I need to either rewrite the stuff that come up or just cite the information. Wither way it is not a hard thing to fix but citing the information is going to be easier in my eyes because even if you do reword things it always seems to say that something is a copy of others work. I can’t believe that the semester is already close to an end. I think the next few weeks that we have left are going to be busy times and we have a lot of work still ahead.